Spent the better part of the 90’s getting to know sheep in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2007 licensing wieners for the underprivileged. Crossed the country writing about saliva in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Prior to my current job I was deploying pond scum in Mexico. Prior to my current job I was managing human growth hormone with no outside help. Gifted in licensing carp in New York, NY.